Parenting is difficult under any circumstances, and in my father's view, to raise a morally upright and honest child, you sometimes have to lie to him.
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

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Unknown
I never lie, " I said offhand. "At least not to those I don't love.
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Anne Rice
...maybe it's only fitting that relationship that started with a lie would end with one.
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Ally Carter
If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.
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Toba Beta
Mr Lorry asks the witness questions: Ever been kicked? Might have been. Frequently? No. Ever kicked down stairs? Decidedly not; once received a kick at the top of a staircase, and fell down stairs of his own accord.
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Charles Dickens
More Quotes By W. Bruce Cameron
My purpose, my whole life, had been to love him and be with him, to make him happy. I didn’t want to cause any unhappiness now–in that way, I decided it was probably better than he wasn’t here to see this, though I missed him...
This whole kissing process was turning out to be far more complicated and stressful than I'd thought it would be.
Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.
You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.
Pg. 301--"Saturday the weather couldn't decide if it was ready to fully entertain winter or if we were still stuck in the fall."pg.349--"...winter showed up in an angry, punishing fury...
